The following episode of Seriously Wrong is horrifying, spooky, frightening, and edge of your seat spooktacular.

We just want to give everyone fair warning. This is a feartopia. It's a scarecopocalypse. It's a bona fide auditory nightmare.

You'll be kept up at night for weeks. We have to be honest and we have to be

responsible in our warnings. We have to be responsible in our warnings. This is actually so

scary that it may cause any living person to die when they hear it. It is not suitable for people

who are under the age of still alive. Yeah, like, you know, in the ring, you die in seven days if you watch the tape, or there's like chants. When you're a kid, you chant certain things in the mirror at night and then something you'll die or whatever. This is like that. It's like you listen to this tape and you sign a covenant with the dark forces of the world that eventually your life will be taken as a result.

And all who listen will fall to that curse unless you do one simple, easy thing that can reverse it all, reverse the curse,

totally lift it off you, and you can listen to the tape. And we will tell you what that thing is.

All you have to do is listen all the way through the whole episode. Don't skip to the end. Listen all the way through the whole episode. Do not skip to the end. Like seriously do not. The cursed tape vibes on that are like totally fucked up. Yeah. Just avoid it. So you get to the end of the episode and then you do this one simple thing.

And then you're 100% protected from the curse of the tape. And it's not Patreon. It's not. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Oh, they're going to ask us to donate to their Patreon as the one simple thing. No, you have to put a Patreon ask near the beginning as well. Like, will you please give to the Patreon $6 a month help support the show? we do that now all the way to the end

no I mean we don't have that luxury

and yeah with that that all the way to the end.

No.

I mean, we don't have that luxury.

And yeah, without out of the way, we'll just pop in this tape and press play.

Sweet kind heart and poppy hoax, where this home of spooky ghost.

Where am I? Why are these creepy little girls chanting this song?

I am the nightmare king. Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh, oh.

Thank goodness it was just a dream.

I'll never be able to get back to sleep now,

unless I listen to my favorite calming tape,

the seriously wrong Halloween special.

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