I was thinking the next segment could be Deaconator's food poisoning diaries.

But maybe it's too authentic because it's not here and I let you do the math where he could be.

That is true. There we go. Now we're in. And I really wish that was an analogy for my

brain turning on. For those listening, I've just turned on the neon IG sign. And I really wish that

was like, boom, and everything just starts clicking and coming together. But this is strange.

I haven't done a solo podcast for a very long time i was trying to think back today

to the time where i actually did last do one it was definitely in this room things were set up a

little bit differently so it must be a few years ago it was probably three or four years ago

probably yeah probably four years ago and i last did a solo podcast. And I'm not

entirely sure why I did it. Had a quick look around, see if I could find that thing on the

older internet, but I couldn't find a damn thing. So hopefully the internet gods have taken

that thing and summoned it down out of the way from all SEO. If you find it, let me know, because I would love to listen back.

No doubt it's on the podcast feed somewhere.

But anyway, here we go, folks.

Do not worry.

It's not just going to be me for the rest of this episode.

Hopefully, let me lay this out a little bit for for you so i'm going to do a bit of an

intro like normal i don't know what we're going to talk about which is kind of strange i've come in

here with not really much of a plan i'm then going to hand it over to ollie who is live not live

but he's recorded something from two-wheel epics. He's out there

with Even and Deeks. I'm still waiting for the files. I'll be honest with you. I'm still

waiting for the files, but I'm hopeful that it's going to be great. I've been told it's about

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