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When we did the holiday drinking show where whoever had the highest BAC, we went $500, we had your boy, the bartender.

And I remember telling him, hey, I'm going for the dub.

My man, Paulie.

I told Pauli, I said, I'm going for the dub. This last hour, I want to shot every commercial break. And that put me over the top. Yeah, and also had you slumped in a corner until like 2 p.m. Well, yeah. The next thing I know. He was frozen like a dog. It was the most. He was on all fours. Is that worth $ 500? Yes. It was the most unfun thing was cleaning the studio after that. After JP puked. Well, just the debauchery, not just the puke, but the spills everywhere. I'm surprised. It's still doesn't smell. No, but what I don't understand is, from my understanding is JP was frozen like on all. Yeah, yeah, I was on the ground. I was like in the fetal position. I heard you were on all fours like a dog. I woke up, I woke up, and here's his point. I woke up, passed out in C.K.'s office. So at some point, then you don't remember getting there. I threw up here, but I ended up in CK's office. But that's happened to all of us. We've passed out. I definitely had puke during a drinking show back in the day. What was that? 47? I don't know. It was 50. I'm 55. I don't know what year that was. Yeah, it wasn't that long ago, it was my point. Less than five years ago. You were in your 50s. It's a 50s. Like a dumb gum.

500. I don't know what year that was. Yeah, it wasn't that long ago, it was my point. Less than five years ago. You were in your 50s.

It's a 50. Like a dumb, dumb. 500 bucks. 500 bucks. If I put 500 bucks right here, cash, it said, hey, take it. You'd be but tautized. Yeah, but I wouldn't vomit all of them and stuff for it. No, I didn't know that. It was all going to happen.

When you passed out, did you know what's going to happen? When you tell the guy, give me a shot, every commercial break, you got to know that it's probably going to happen. I haven't been like that, seriously, probably since college, the way you were. Okay, five years ago. But in your history, you have woken up, passed out. Sure, of where you were. All of us. So I thought this story was funny. There's a liquor store in Ashland, Virginia. Okay. Where is that? I've heard of it. It's down towards Richmond. Yeah, near like King's Dominion maybe. Yeah. All right. All right. I'm having a tough time punching up the story, but I read it. Yeah. So a guy goes to work and he sees there's a bunch of bottles like smashed. Right. And he's cleaning up. Somebody clearly got into the liquor and passed out. Yeah. Then they found in the bathroom the culprit. Yeah wasn't a human a raccoon got into the liquor

store and started drinking it smashed some bottles started drinking it and it was passed out

right by the toilet in the past surprise it wasn't dead of course yeah a raccoon weighs what 15 maybe

20 pounds do they have silly hands or something?

They definitely have hands that can pry open your trash can.

Yeah.

They go in there and just eat everything.

They've like really...

The trash bandits.

My wife always says I have terrible fine motor skills.

Yeah, I do too.

It was like a thread and a needle or something.

Who could do that?

They must have silly fine motor skills. Yeah. They have like workable hands. I hope he didn't get the open road vodka. And break one of their bottles. Smashed all over the floor. That's wild. No, this picture is crazy with the raccoon right next to the toilet. It's kind of cute. It's kind of funny. I'm going to tweet it. I'll put it up at Junk's Radio. Give us a follow at Junk's Radio. But it did make me think of the worst place I've woken up, passed out, and that would be CK's office. What's your worst? Kakes was legendary for doing the whiz in like weird spots. That was his calling car.

Somebody's hamper or something.

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