I was telling you last night that I was laughing and I don't know why. My mind wouldn't shut off, which it does sometimes.

That's why I take medication to help me sleep because my brain never stops and last night I didn't so I was having

like a dozen thoughts at once but none of the actual thoughts my own is racing but I have no idea

what it was that was being thought about.

I kept waking up with it and then I woke up laughing my head off

because I had literally, literally thought of the funniest thing in the world and now I can't remember it.

Whatever it was, it must have been, it would have saved my career, it would have been so good good and I think it involved poo. That is the worst

thing I have ever heard like you know yeah because because now you're gonna spend the entire remainder of your life knowing that it was in your hands.

It was within your grasp.

You could have had it.

And now, I mean, really, ultimately, your life is a failure because you didn't remember what the thing was.

Like it doesn't matter how...

I think I had.

It was in reach, the world's last and best poo joke.

And now it's gone, it's gone forever.

It's gone.

And you have to live with that.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's it, you know, like any success that you have at your career going forward is going to be tainted with the knowledge that it could have been the legacy of delivering

the last great poo joke.

It's a classic case of when good men do nothing.

Evil flourishes when good men forget their two jokes at the building.

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