The Spin-off Doctors: Pixels

Jimquisition

Leisure

4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2016

⏱️ 220 minutes

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Summary

Despite already suffering through the movie once for a special livestream, your movie boys watched Pixels again - sober this time - for a feature-length evisceration. Watching it twice without chemical help? It's so, so much worse. Enjoy your Thanksgiving punishment, as two distressed men pull Adam Sandler's dumpster fire to pieces while taking time to provide extensive rewrites that would have made it so much better... or at least something.

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0:19.3	I met him chandwa from the movie The Water Boy, but now you're going to listen to the movie boys instead of the water boy. Do you play space invaders?
0:22.6	You invaded my space back off.
0:25.0	Oh, you?
0:30.0	How did you get Adam Sandler to agree to introduce our podcast?
0:35.0	Right? Yeah, Adam Sandler is here in the studio to do like,
0:39.0	Hello everybody, I'm Adam Schia, I'm a very funny guy.
0:45.0	Yeah, you stay over there Adam.
0:46.6	I'll call you in when I need you to announce a fact of the day.
0:50.0	We got Adam Sandler is a special guest here for the Thanksgiving special.
0:57.0	And because there's nothing America should be fucking thankful about this year,
1:02.0	we've decided that your Thanksgiving punishment
1:06.1	will be listening to us talk about pixels again. If you watched the live stream
1:12.0	we did, we did a live stream on my YouTube channel
1:14.8	of us watching pixels off screen so that we didn't get in trouble with the copyright people
1:20.6	I'm surprised it actually went through considering just how thorough Happy Madison
1:26.4	have been in attacking anything. Even videos with just the word pixels in the title have
1:31.5	been hit with their copyright claims lately, well lately, when the film first came out.
1:37.0	Then again it's Adam Sander he's probably forgotten he even made this and is working on the next waste of everybody's fucking time.
1:42.8	Yeah, he's off spending the...
1:44.8	That's a meany weeny thing.
1:48.0	I was in little Nicky.
1:50.3	Shut up.
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