Father, the merger has begun, is under attack, and it is glorious! The earth was created in six days, so too shall it be destroyed and on the seventh day

Movie boys will rest in peace

Oh That is that is the moment when you know you're really in for something special. I mean, it was...

First of all, my first thought was, this isn't how the last movie ended.

No, no, it wasn't.

My second thought was, ha ha ha, holy fuck ha ha Ha Ha! Dexter's dad from Dexter has replaced Christopher Lambert.

And then my third one was, Shao Khan what and that really set the tone for the rest of the

film was that moment of Shao Khan what when Shao Khan does his first flippy jump of the film, one of many, he can't get from place to place without

flippy jumping and a lot of other people have to jump everywhere as well. They're like those, the Chinese vampires.

They have to just hop from place to place.

It's, yeah, the moment Shao Khan opened his fucking mouth and spoke and he speaks like this consistently from beginning to end

Like he's either trying to suppress a laugh, suppress a cry, or suppress both laughter and sobbing at the same time.

He sounds so emotionally unkempt.

I don't know how to describe his delivery.

And I swear I've seen him in other things.

I mean in this he looks like Kurt Ankel just took jumping

lessons at the community college but I swear I've seen him in other thing

Brian Thompson I think his name is, and in this I don't know what he was going for, like this giggling, crying, yet still quite deeply bellowing skull-faced man who loses the skull really early on so

we just see his weird gurning face the whole time. I didn't get the mask.

It's not like it was fucking Hugo weaving onto there. It's not like it was a big

actor you had to show off. He looks weird with his face.

Hi Jim.

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