Mm-mm-mm-mm movie movie boys we're movie boys have sex with us please. Hello? Hello how are you? I'm all right. Um, quick question. What the fuck did I just watch?

You just watched Final Fantasy, the spirits within I did I did was I not correct in my advice that you should not be drowsy when you watched it.

I took that advice on board, but watching it makes that impossible because you

instantly become drowsy while watching it. Yeah, it just compounds if you're already

sleepy and I can't imagine making it through the first 20 minutes. Yeah, well I'm

going to be relying on you to explain the plot to me, not just because it was complete

fucking gibberish, but also because it was very difficult for me to follow for other reasons.

For instance, the first 10 minutes I was only able to hear through the

partition wall because you know as we all know by now I've got my whole back

pain situation so I've been on very strong painkillers

for hell it's it's fucking months now and that they don't tell this, you're on that stuff long enough, you get real butt trouble.

Like loads of butt trouble, backs up like you would not believe. I was on the toilet last week I think it was for

45 minutes. And when things finally came out, like I was screaming.

I've never screamed on a toilet before.

But that was painful.

My ass is red, raw, and spicy.

It's horrible.

So anyway, I'm taking fiber supplements and I shape them for emphasis.

I've taken fiber supplements which has gotten things moving but at the cost of

uh... shall we say impudents

the poo is rude Conrad

so when I turn on Final Fantasy, the spirits within the hit motion picture, and feel a rumble in the jungle. I got a run, because things are going to happen at my toilet, not in there, like it will happen at the

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