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The Spin-off Doctors: Assassin's Creed

Jimquisition

Jimquisition

Leisure

4.6980 Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2017

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

The worst movie we've done. Period.

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0:00.0

I'm going to clear my throat as well.

0:02.0

Oh, I'm going to clear my throat.

0:04.0

Oh, Mervy boys!

0:12.0

Right. Movie Boys! Right, Assassin's Creed the movie is objectively the worst movie we've done on this horrible mistake of a show.

0:23.0

It's so bad we forgot to sink. All right, did I already mention that Assassin's Creed 2 is objectively, scientifically,

0:39.8

factually, the worst movie we've covered here.

0:43.0

Well, Assassin's Creed, one, I think is what you meant,

0:46.5

because two is how you feel about the video games.

0:49.5

Oh, did I, did I Freudian slip? Did I Freudian slip?

0:55.0

I normally, these days, these days,

0:59.0

I'm still, I still,

1:02.0

I still, the fight clearing of the throat.

1:05.0

When I exaggerated the cough I got a real case of like what sounded like hooping cough and now it's and this fucking microphone which I'm

1:17.2

replacing because sometimes it makes my voice go in slow motion in real time for

1:22.4

no reason which is a load of bollocks.

1:28.0

What was I talking about?

1:30.0

You were talking about Assassin's Creed 2 and your Phyridian slip.

1:32.8

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because now that I'm older and wiser, not that I've

1:37.9

changed my opinion about Assassin Creed 2, I think it's a piece of shit.

1:40.7

But I normally like trying to slip it in more subtly these days and take a more sort of reflective sort of a

1:47.2

Yes, that was quite a time but

1:49.7

That was.

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