So is Arcade the worst movie we've seen. That's the question.

Okay, so it's not as insulting as some of the movies we've seen, right?

Like, um, pixels, it's not as insulting as pixels.

That's certainly not.

Um, it, I want to, you know even over bowl like it felt like there was more of an effort made

Yeah in that there was some effort made. A little bit of it. This movie should be 30 minutes.

Yeah, I mean it's basically an episode of Are you Afraid of The Dark?

With worse production value.

An episode of Goosebumps is high art compared to full moon entertainments and I shouldn't be using the word

entertainment arcade is that false advertising? Yeah, yeah. Apparently when they're not making movies

about small plastic things come to life such as puppet master evil dolls or that one where the

bloke comes from the planet where is normal sized but on earth he's small they're

only good at things and I say good they're only good at things, and I say good, they're only quote-unquote good at movies about small things, small things that are alive.

You look through Full Moon's repertoire and you realize it ain't just

Puppet Master these this company is like Hannah Barbera in that they have one

idea and that means they have ten of the same idea. You'd be surprised when you find out that for every

scoopy-do there is three or four other Hanna-Barbera cartoons about an animal and

teens solving mysteries.

There's another Tom and Jerry, another cat versus mouse that they do.

And this is before we even get into the kids versions of everything.

Hannah Barbara, buncheon, fucking hacks.

And the wholesale, like, you know, that's because they have one or two original ideas

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