The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Kelly Clarkson’s new song ‘Where Have You Been’ inspired by Meryl Streep and Martin Short (New York Post) (23:10)
Ed Sheeran Presses ‘Play’ on Upcoming Album With Nostalgic Single ‘Old Phone’ (Rolling Stone) (29:23); Ed Sheeran Resurfaces Throwback Taylor Swift Selfie and Past Kanye West Joke (People)
‘Southern Charm’ Alum Naomie Olindo Is Dating Brooks Nader’s Ex-Husband Billy Haire (Us Weekly) (33:59)
Ice Spice Goes Instagram Official With New York Jets Star Sauce Gardner (E! Online) (37:10)
Kelsea Ballerini Reveals She Auditioned to Play Jennifer Coolidge’s Assistant on The White Lotus Season 2 (People) (47:25)

Queenie and Weenie of The Week (52:03)

The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Good morning, girlies, it's the toast.
0:09.8	It's Jackson Claude and where you're host.
0:14.8	It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.
0:20.0	We'll start your day off, swirly.
0:22.2	It's the toast.
0:24.1	I sound amazing.
0:26.0	Welcome back to the toast and happy fry yay.
0:29.0	Friederies.
0:30.5	Freight yay, fry, yay.
0:32.8	Yay that it's Friday.
0:35.3	Yes, another conclusion to a parjolicious, definitious week, actually, kind of not to be dampering
0:43.0	the mood, kind of coming to an end on one of the last few weeks of Toasty Realness before
0:51.2	maternity leave.
0:52.9	Wow.
0:54.0	Not to dampen the mood, though. Well, I have been wanting to
0:57.2	bring up sort of the elephant in the room, right? I am taking maternity leave. I don't know if I've
1:03.5	mentioned. I'm kind of with child. And we've been making lots of plans. And I feel like I want to talk
1:09.1	about it more. I feel like it's this thing we're all circling the drain on.
1:12.1	But I want to assure the listeners of the fabulous plans we have for them.
1:16.4	It's true.
1:17.1	I was just going to sort of like drop you into fabulosity, eyes wide shut.
1:22.1	But we could go into it eyes wide open.
	...

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