this week on the snack off campus the summer house reunion and the new york nix this is the dear media

production enjoy hi guys hello big tv week here we are across the country do you like my um

parted slick bag i'm very. I can't do it with hair

extensions. I'm very jealous. I love the look so much. I'm like not gassing myself up. I wanted to ask you,

have you seen the term partless slick back. Also known as a ponytail?

A ponytail.

I cannot with these free branding.

I guess like Kylie Jenner is like at the helm of this.

But I've been seen this.

Do you like my partless slick back?

Partless slick bag.

That's a ponytail.

So my hairdresser, Mayor Kate, she does a lot of interviews for like glamour and Cosmo about like hair trends every year. And she was saying to me like every year they ask me like, what are the trends for winter? And she's like, people go darker in the winter. That's the trend. And she's like, but every year I'm tasked with having to like come up with a new name for it. of our new name. She's like, Smokey Brown. Like, she's like, I don't know what else to say about this.

And it's like,

a partless slickback is hysterical. Partless slickback is insane. I mean, I'm here for this. This is entertaining to me. I think years ago we talked about the liquid brunette or some stupid rebrand and all the comments were like, that's brown. That's brunette. Exactly. You guys get out of here with this. They just need to find new ways to market to people. I'm so jealous. You can do that. I just can't. If I put a bunch of oil in my hair and slicked it, you'd see all the hair extensions. So jealous. Right. I feel like people don't know you have hair extensions.

I think people think you cut off your hair, but guys, she still has, I mean, just for the sake of transparency.

Well, we will also discuss this on Monday even, but yeah, so basically I cut, yeah, I chopped the existing extensions, but I still have the same extensions in. I just cut them short and I'm getting them replaced on Saturday. And I'm going to put more extensions in. I need volume. I have no hair. I think this is a big reveal. I think she cut her hair. She cut her extensions off. That's her hair. Listen, the word extension is misleading. It's like fingering. Like, okay, people think like fingering.

I grew up thinking like that was the only way to have an orgasm when clearly it's not.

I mean, no one has an orgasm from getting physically just jammed into.

Extensions imply you are extending something.

I'm not.

Extending.

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