This week on the snack, Heated Rivalry, Ashley Tisdale's toxic mom group, and so many TV and movie reviews.

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Do you know how it is for you not to start with heated rivalry?

It's all I care.

It's all I care about. No hi, no hello. Hi, guys. I've been masturbating to gay porn for days. I haven't left the house. Oh, my God. I don't think I've had this many orgasms in my life. Okay, I can't. You've got to keep it in your pants for the first half of this. It's been out of my pants for days.

You got to keep it in your sweatpants.

Are you dressed to eat today? Is that what you're doing? I'm in a crop top. I'm the opposite of dressed to eat. We're going to eat after this. Yeah, but you're like... No. This is not my eating outfit. We're eating. Are we eating after that? I just want to be cute and comfy.

No,

you look more prepared to eat than I do.

That is like a hard pan.

You look prepared to eat.

No, like, I just want to be cute and comfy. No, I, you look more prepared to eat than I do.

That is like a hard pan.

Do you look prepared to eat? Now I'm rethinking my jeans because we're about to go eat down, literally. You could change. I just talk about it's at the house. Anyway, we're going out with Emily after this. this. Well, you said that your New Year's resolution has gone more food adventures, and

our friend Emily Fedner, Food Lover's that your New Year's resolution has gone more food

adventures and our friend Emily Fedner Food Lover's Diary. She's in town and I was like, who better to take us on a food adventure than Emily? Yeah, but you asked me, do you want to do Thai or Korean? And I was like, I could do either. And then we landed on Thai. And then Emily posted last night that she's been to tie town in four days in a row.

And I'm like, she's going for a fifth.

I said, we don't have to do this.

And she was like, it's fine. landed on Thai and then Emily posted last night that she's been to Thai town in four days in a row.

And I'm like, she's going for a fifth.

I said, we don't have to do this. And she was like, it's fine. And I was like, are you sure? And she was like, yeah, I'm happy with it. I was like, okay, sure. It's my favorite Thai town. Okay. It's the only like Thai town in the country. Is it?

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