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Girls Gotta Eat

The Snack: Celibate Celebs, Selling Sunset, and Starbucks Pandemonium

Girls Gotta Eat

Ashley Hesseltine

Relationships, Society & Culture, Dating, Comedy, Sex, 977170

4.629.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we're talking about:

Celebs who aren't having sex 

A blue wave on election day 

Trump boo'd at the Commanders game 

Selling Sunset season 9 recap 

All's Fair getting panned

Kim K. and Kris Jenner delete photos of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

Headlines: Starbucks Bearista cup causes pandemonium, Zendaya won't do press with Sydney Sweeney

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This week on the snack, celebrities who aren't having sex, Donald Trump getting booed, Starbucks

0:06.3

Burysta Cup, and Selling Sunset Season 9.

0:09.6

This is a Dear Media production.

0:11.3

Enjoy.

0:16.3

Hi guys.

0:17.2

Hi guys.

0:18.4

Welcome back to the snack.

0:19.5

Here we are.

0:20.6

Our tummy's are a little fucked up. So we watched the Eagles game last night, Go Bird, 7 and 2. And we went to the sports bar, which we love, Jameson. But we just went all in on like chicken tenders, fries, a pretzel. I was a drinking ranch. So many sauces. Beer. So much beer.

0:38.1

Okay.

0:38.4

Raina, are they always two for one beers? Are I just lucky to always be there? Week nights, I think they're two for one beers and they bring you both of them at the same time. You can't stagger them. Like you can't get them at different times. And it's two for one every drink, right? you guys who are getting vodkas two for one two for one vodka

0:55.4

tequila

0:56.5

I do It's two for one every drink, right? You guys are getting vodka, two for one?

0:54.6

Two for one vodka, tequila. I do get it. They bring it at the same time because they're like, I'm not taking extra steps to ring in your free drink. I do get it. But it is like a bucket of beer. And you're like, by the time I get through this bucket, the other bucket is warm. Well, so I guess the way to do it is one person orders for two.

1:14.5

So if you want to do it is

1:11.6

one person orders for two. So if you want to drink the same thing, but I just like, I'm never

1:19.4

there when it's not two for one. And I feel like I've been there at different times. To me,

1:24.1

it feels illegal. Just Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I don't think they do it. But the weekdays, they will fuck you up. Right. But I am like, this was my dream in college. Like, I just want to go back to my college self and be there. Two for one. It would never have crossed my mind in college or my 20s. I can't finish this quick enough for it to reach a warm temperature level. Can I tell you I've been there quite

1:46.3

like quite a few times and every time I ask can I just get the next beer when I'm ready for it

1:53.0

and they say no. Like I can't seem to retain like you have to bring me two big gulps. Oh they also

1:58.9

don't ask. Do you know this? So I went with my I went with sexy with a hot neighbor a couple weeks ago and he wasn't drinking. And so I ordered a beer and they brought two beers over. And I was like, oh, I didn't order two beers. And she's like, you get a second for free anyways. That's what feels illegal. I didn't even ask for a second one. That's what feels illegal. They're like, oh, you have to drink it. You have to have it. Did you drive here? Too bad.

2:20.8

Here's your second giant cup of alcohol. Like, I think it's, I went to college and then went to Atlanta. And in both places, the South is weird with alcohol rules and stuff. Like, the whole time I was in college, I think I've told this.

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