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We Have Concerns

The Shortest Distance Between Two Pints

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

News, Science, Society & Culture, Culture, Comedy, Internet, Pop, Games, Gadgets

4.92K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2016

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

A two-year project by an international team of mathematicians has mapped shortest possible journey to visit 25,000 pubs across the UK, and set a new record for the longest "traveling salesman problem" ever solved. Jeff and Anthony discuss pub crawls, math, and 2 years spent on this kind of thing.

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0:00.0

Merchandising, Merchandising.

0:02.6

Yeah, that's a good way to start this.

0:04.6

That lets people know that we're just, we're still their regular, regular old friends

0:09.0

that don't want anything from them except their money.

0:11.4

What's up?

0:12.4

Now we've got merch for you.

0:14.0

Go to wehaveconservids.com slash shop and check out the new Brock Life T-shirt, Sam

0:19.0

and Canon T-shirt, Jetpack Rescue Squad T-shirt.

0:21.6

So many T-shirt!

0:30.0

The Greyleaf Symptoms of Medtily.

0:39.6

I'm enjoying you.

0:41.8

This is We Have Concerns.

0:42.8

Hi Jeff Canada.

0:43.8

Hi Anthony Carbony.

0:44.8

Hello.

0:45.8

Concerned citizens.

0:47.7

Have you ever heard of something called the Traveling Salesman Problem?

0:51.2

The Traveling Salesman Problem I have.

0:53.8

Yeah.

0:54.8

I have, but I don't know if I remember what it is about.

0:57.7

It is basically a mathematical exercise where you try to create a path through space,

1:06.9

a path along a geographical route that is the shortest distance between two points.

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