If I were to be in a relationship, it would have to be open for sure.

But at that same time, I just talk to people who have been with their partner for a long time,

and either it's a sexless relationship or it's fraught with stress and they're re-traumatizing

themselves constantly. And I'm just like, you know, you don't have to, right?

Guys, guys, guys, can you hear that?

It's the sound of everyone listening to this breaking up with their partners.

That's a bad date.

Gresses, Zach, I'm Priyanka. Welcome to Bad Dates.

Hello, how is everyone?

That's so good.

So we got in Porni.

Oh, right up the gate.

The right response.

Well, here's the thing is that I'm staying in a hotel room with my boyfriend and my mom.

That makes your response much more disturbing.

Yeah, so who tells you anything with the mom in the room?

Right.

Who tells what the Pornia space is on Earth, by the way?

Nothing makes me...

Really?

Me, Horner, then, how to...

Yes, that you can do whatever you want in the hotel.

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