The Serial Killer Who Thought He Was A Cowboy

Softcore History

Comedy, History, Improv

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

John Wesley Hardin was a 19th-century serial killer who cosplayed as an Old West outlaw. He was a degenerate gambler with an impulsive trigger finger for anyone who disrespected him, the Republic of Texas, or the sanctity of sleep. He had plenty of run-ins with the law -- including multiple encounters with "Wild Bill" Hickok -- and had a body count the size of the Lone Star State.Subscribe to the Softcore History Patreon for hundreds of hours of extra history content including listener history questions, history movie watch-alongs, and weekly bonus episodes.Experience the full majesty of the cannabis plant with Chill Country's organic rosin gummies, and take 20% OFF your first order at chillcountry.com/softcore --AND-- go to thcprovisions.com/softcore to get the same 20% off deal on their hats and apparel.1stphorm.com/softcorehistory for free shipping on all orders over $75 when you use the linkGo to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Soft Core History.
0:08.0	Welcome back to Soft Core History. Welcome back to Soft Core History.
0:10.0	I'm your host for the week, Damer Jester, and I am joined as always by Rob Fox and Jay
0:13.9	called and what is up boys hey you know just fucking around having a blast I don't
0:20.8	know nothing I went out to. I had like four drinks at
0:23.5	dinner. My in-laws are in town so it's like on them. So it's on them. Oh I
0:28.7	thought you having four drinks was on them. That is on them too because it's on them. I get it, yeah.
0:36.0	If they pay and I drinking. Yeah. You didn't want to play a credit card roulette with the
0:40.9	in-laws?
0:41.9	It's a dumbest. With my name.
0:44.0	Who's your heart is free, but I just kind of want a big dick you guys.
0:48.0	Oh God.
0:49.0	I wonder when that'll happen, because they're, like like my parents like my dad's over 70
0:53.8	like he's like 71 right I'm 37 like I'm an adult I'm an adult man I don't feel like it
1:00.0	because this is my job and I just feel like our generation is fucking stupid as shit about growing up
1:07.5	Like someone's making a Barney movie and they're like but it's for adults
1:11.0	It's the most pathetic thing I heard but like now even
1:13.6	now I'm like shouldn't I be paying for them like I feel like when my dad was 37 he was paying for my grandfather's
1:18.4	dinner oh man my dad and my grandfather fight at like public restaurants about who gets the bill.
1:26.0	Really? Yeah, the oh it's a whole thing.
1:29.0	See by the time my uncle actually not my dad by the time like my uncles were 37 to my uncles were all like very wealthy
1:34.0	my dad was an idiot and decided to work for the government yeah and not be a private lawyer and let me
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