The Semen Swallowing Demon That Lives Inside You
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Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 February 2022
⏱️ 52 minutes
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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Let’s Play: Where Is Tim Going With This? 1:54.257 The LGBT Crew Will F Up Your S 6:36.189 Sperm Swallowing Demon Is Living In Your Throat 9:07.000 Dollar General Freakout Part 819 18:30.866 Plastic Surgery Nightmare Fuel – The Music Video 23:13.810 Sign Up For The Sideshow! Support DV 26:57.500 […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Monday, February 28th, 2022 coming up on the program today. |
| 0:05.7 | My hair is 100% Shetland pony. |
| 0:08.4 | Thank you. |
| 0:09.4 | Plus, I introduce you to the come-guzzling demon that lives inside of you. A hit-and-run granny |
| 0:14.5 | fucker and a shit-sniffing dream job. All this was your voicemail! |
| 0:19.2 | Today! |
| 0:21.2 | Distorted View Daily |
| 0:24.0 | Daily, proudly presents Curing Homosexuality. |
| 0:28.0 | Richard Cohen, now married with three kids, is a leader in the so-called |
| 0:32.6 | reparative therapy movement. |
| 0:34.4 | He showed us some of his unconventional techniques like touch therapy, |
| 0:38.6 | in which he encourages Rob to seek out same-sex mentors |
| 0:42.1 | to basically recreate a healthy father-son bond. |
| 0:45.0 | I want to touch people. |
| 0:49.0 | That's what I want to do. |
| 0:53.0 | I want to touch people. |
| 0:55.0 | I want to touch me more. |
| 0:57.0 | I want to touch me. |
| 0:59.0 | I want them to be touched. |
| 1:05.0 | You want to be touched. Another technique, bioenergetics, designed to help clients release memories stored in the muscles, in this case by hitting a pillow with a tennis racket. |
| 1:25.0 | I was angry at my mother, so I started saying, mom! |
| 1:29.1 | Mom! |
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