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And I, Alex Jones, has to pay the series finale of the January 6th year in Quintessa,

Quintessa, this is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah.

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Take a seat, we've got a great show for you tonight.

Inflation is still inflating.

We have some never-before-seen footage of the work being done by Trump's special master.

And Alex Jones needs to borrow a few bucks.

So, let's do this, people.

Let's jump straight into today's headlines.

All right, folks.

I'm going to be honest.

With all the news that happened today, I just don't think we have enough space in today's show.

Yeah, I know, I know.

I tried everything to fit it in.

I even tried to unscrew the legs and then take off the cushions and turn the news sideways so it'll fit.

But it just didn't work and there's not enough time.

Luckily, not enough time is just enough time for a segment we call.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

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