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Basketball Illuminati

The Scape-GOAT

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Comedy, Sports, Basketball

4.91.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

An NBA player attacks one of our own, and we won’t hold our tongue. Fellow truth-tellers Kate Fagan and Jessica Smetana of the Off The Looking Glass podcast join us to expose a massive basketball injustice that plagues March Madness. And lastly, our eyes are opened to some graphic content and we keep digging to reveal which teams secretly coddle their stars, leading us to serve Kevin Durant with his newest nickname: The Scape-GOAT. Email us: basketballilluminati@gmail.com Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.

0:10.9

Anyone else's group chat still on fire right now because of the Chris Rock will Smith thing.

0:16.2

Come on, man.

0:18.2

Mine's still going.

0:19.2

We're still we're still debating it.

0:21.2

I think it's real Wednesday morning, man, it's tired.

0:23.8

Yeah, you guys are so Monday.

0:25.4

It's in the past time we moved on.

0:27.2

He won the trophy.

0:28.2

He's the best actor.

0:29.2

What else do you want to tell you want to talk about spoke throwing a clipboard?

0:31.8

Is that hot in your group chat?

0:33.1

Yes, I do.

0:34.6

Come on.

0:34.9

I do.

0:35.9

I do because now I'm rethinking things.

0:38.5

Now that there's a debate about whether this whole Chris Rock will Smith, Oscar night,

0:44.8

slap was real or whether it was staged.

0:47.3

I'm team real, by the way.

0:48.7

I have a couple of reasons for it.

0:49.9

But beside the point, now I'm re-evaluating everything.

0:53.3

Like was the Spowe, Jimmy Butler, UD, fracas, kerfuffle?

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