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Sarah, now that we've been doing this show for almost a full year, what's the scam you think you could pull off?

And why do I get the sense that you're already working on the scam?

You get the sense because I am actively working on the scam.

I'm not going to spoil it, but I will say it features something we haven't seen on this show before. A blood oath.

I can't wait for you to ask me for some of my blood.

This year on the show, we talked about scammers who ran Ponzi schemes, pump and dump hustles, or just pretended they were spiritual gurus and got a bunch of rich people on board.

What has been most shocking to me, Sarah, is that we have recorded episodes almost every week for a year, and there seems to be no shortage of scam.

They just keep coming.

It's so funny you say that because I was talking about that with someone recently where I was like, no, you don't understand.

There's an endless list of scams. And I keep thinking like, oh, we're going to run out.

Yeah, I feel like I have been cursed with so many details that are now burned into my brain forever.

Like how you can marry your adopted son, and a lot of people will not bat an eye.

Or how as long as you have a little bit of an accent, Americans will believe almost anything you say about yourself.

And you know, a lot of the people we've featured on this show have done some truly horrendous things.

And I am not here to excuse any of it, but personally, I do think there's a lot to be celebrated here.

I know what you mean. I personally just admire the sticktuitiveness of people who would rather work very hard at a fake job than regular hard at a real job.

Follow your dreams, even when they are completely invented.

So today to celebrate the one-year anniversary of the show, we're going to do something a little different.

We're hosting an awards show.

This is very exciting to me. I've always wanted to host an award show.

Well, to be clear, this isn't a real award show. It's just some shit I'm going to sell tickets to, and then I'm going to cancel the last minute, obviously.

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