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Much love guys. Now, today's first story comes from Biscuit and Butters. It was originally titled, I-27 Female, made a stupid joke to my husband, 30 male, and he stormed off. How do I fix this? And this was two years ago, but it's got new updates to it now as well. But alternatively, it's been titled by people the lotion man saga.

It starts off.

Hey Reddit, I'm an Instagram snooper, so this is my first time here.

I honestly never expected to post here because my husband 30 male and I 27 female have a great relationship.

Of course, I can't say we haven't had our occasional bumps, but

it's honestly a dream come true all the way through. Our wedding was April 2021, and we both

cried like babies that day. And since then, the sailing has been smoother than soap. The afternoon,

me and him came home after a little lunch outing with our newly engaged

friends, Kai and Marie.

It went great, but was like just another outing, nothing special.

Though we got some bomb pasta back home, which I'm currently shoveling into my gob since it's

too chilly for ice cream.

We live in a super tiny apartment and so he

showered first while I got the leftovers into the fridge and stuff. I went in after him,

finished my shower and put some lotion on my palm. I accidentally squeezed too much and

thabbed some of it away. After I rubbed it on my face, I still had some of the leftover on my

finger and I did exactly what any perfectly sane person would do. on my face, I still had some of the leftover on my finger, and I did exactly

what any perfectly sane person would do.

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