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Ponte Las Pilas

The Saddest Birthday Wish ft. @wooflogik ep.293

Ponte Las Pilas

Ponte Las Pilas Podcast

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4.9578 Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2024

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Yeah

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Yeah

0:04.0

Oh, this for real?

0:06.0

Yeah

0:07.0

Yeah

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Yeah

0:09.0

Yeah

0:10.0

Hey tell Santa if I see him

0:11.0

I'm gonna shoot on his block

0:12.0

Yeah

0:13.0

I'm gonna pull up to the North Pole

0:15.0

Uh

0:16.0

And I'm gonna put a North Pole

0:18.0

Into Mrs. Santa Claus

0:19.0

Yeah

0:20.0

You a b-you-a-you-why'd you put me on the motherfucking naughty list? Yeah. What you mean you're not going to give me any guess? Yeah. What you mean you only work the night shit? Man, what's that? I put him in and stalking. Matter of fact, I'm stalking you. Yeah. Call me Tupac of the North Pole Cause I'll shoot at you

0:37.6

Boom boom boom Yeah Yeah What you mean you got a reindeer And you got some elves Yeah I'll fuck an elf I heard elf I squeeze my penis a lot Yeah Yeah It's kind of cold out here Your nipples are hard Mr. Reindeer Why your nipples so hard Mr. Reindeer I thought you were girl I milked you reindeer.

0:54.9

I thought you were a girl

0:56.0

and I milked you reindeer

0:56.8

I'd be sucking

0:57.3

Ranger Titty all Why your nipple so hard, Mr. Reindeer? Ooh. I thought you were a girl, and I milked you, reindeer.

0:55.0

I thought you were a girl and I milked you, reindeer.

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