The Rules of Open Relationships

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

This week, the boys break down the phenomena of open relationships. Who sets the rules? Who gets to play? Do you tell your partner about your hookups? And more. Plus: hear from a concerned listener (Grant Gibbs) as they share their trials and tribulations on the outside of someone else's relationship. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Ready to launch your business? Get started with the commerce platform made for entrepreneurs. Shopify is specially designed to help you start, run and grow your business with easy customizable themes that let you build your brand, marketing tools that get your products out there. Integrated shipping solutions that actually save you time. From startups to scaleups, online, in person and on the go.
0:22.0	Shopify is made for entrepreneurs like you.
0:24.4	Sign up for your $1 a month trial at Shopify.com slash setup.
0:30.0	I guess she is in Xbox and I'm an Atari.
0:34.2	Oh, but the way you play your gaming fair.
0:39.5	I picture the fool, falls in love with you
0:42.4	I'm kissing on
0:44.3	I got some news for you
0:50.4	Oh
0:51.1	Go in and tell your little girlfriend
0:53.5	I see you driving around town with the girl I love and I'm like, forget you.
1:01.3	Woo, ho, ooh, ooh.
1:03.2	I think that Gwyneth Paltrow's cover of that song should be in the library of Congress.
1:08.6	Where, what was that?
1:09.7	Glee.
1:10.1	Oh, Glee, Glee, Glee, Glee.
1:11.0	Come on.
1:11.9	Yeah, you're right.
1:12.4	I think that song in general is pretty good. I think it took me many years to learn of the actual song was called Fuck You. Well, I mean, because we only listened to the censor. Yeah, I mean, it was just so popular rise. So popular. I played that in the marching band.
1:07.8	You know what?
1:08.7	Forget you is better than fuck you.
1:10.9	It has a better ring to it.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.