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A wonder sharing a good morgue. Zayse, Bonjour, Bonsoire and Ola!

Thank you very much for downloading the Neverstraysfire Podcast with myself Ned Bolting and David Miller.

It's brought to you in association with the two companies

we both founded and of which we are enormously proud. Chapter 3 and The Road Book.

So enjoy.

Chow, Chow. enjoy, chau chau chau. Right, well, Never Strays Far has returned sooner than expected, which is a good thing because

our regularity of podcasting has been pretty woeful over recent weeks and in somewhat unexpected

circumstances and due to some extent as well by a very, very small public clamor for more information online this morning in Twitter.

The voice you can hear chuckling away in the background is inevitably the voice of our erstwhile South American

correspondence Matt Rendell who we...

Voice of Reason I'm the Voice of Reason I'm here. You're the voice of reason.

Matt what is going on tell us the story where are you how did you end up there?

I am in Abu Dhabi. I'm in Abu Dhabi in the quarantined hotel

crown plaza on Yazz Island, Ned, that is where I am. And I came here brought by a

hairy plane. Yes. A hairy plane, it brought me here and I've been with the UA tour, yeah, which is a bicycle race, yeah, or was a bicycle race,

was a bicycle race, quite, yeah. And yeah, so I'm quarantined and I think I've got, if there's a knock on the door, I will have urgently

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