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I tell you folks we were supposed to start this podcast about 20 30 minutes ago, but there is nothing stopping me from cranking down this season right now. So for the fine folks of the Browland Ums show, however you're listening, why ever you're listening, we apologize. Bobby's got a date with romaine right now and there's nothing stop it.

I said, great, we either do this two ways, we either do the pod while I'm cranking out this Caesar salad here at 9 30 in the morning.

Or we don't do the pot at all because there is nothing stopping me from bouncing on this romaine, let me be quite frank with you here folks.

If you happen to be a piece of romaine in the produce section of Trader Joe's, that's the alarm right there to start the pod Apologies alarm.

There's some Caesar dressing we're dipping into what I was saying is if you so happen to be a piece of romaine in the produce section of a Trader Joe's in this state of California, look out.

Because Bobby Caesar's is coming and he's coming with a vengeance.

I'm all cranked out this morning, shaking bacon baby, shaking bacon, this is what I'm talking about.

Nothing like a little 9 30 a.m. Caesar, how about it?

You could take your free-range eggs, your free-range eggs, your omelette, your oatmeal, whatever it is that starts your morning.

I'll tell you how I start my morning with a premium Caesar and jack some crutons into my veins, please.

Oh, I may just turn this into a mukbang.

I apologize for those of you on the audio right now, not watching on the YouTube.

You have no idea what's going on. What's going on is there was a Caesar salad in front of me and it's delaying the show right now.

So hang there. Let me crank down the Caesar. Grace, I apologize.

And we will get right back to you. Thank you for listening to the brilliantly dumb show.

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All right, folks, what a shit start to the podcast there. This is episode 64 at 64 times.

Let me start in the show.

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