Hello, hello, and welcome back to another episode of Ruinly Forward.

Today we are going to be doing a first ever two-parter of something, but it's not going

to be annoying.

It's not going to be an episode where we're like, we cut off in the middle and then

you know, the second part of it is like the rest of the episode.

Basically, I had this idea and I wanted to cover the movie Transformers, and to be honest,

I could really give two fucks about the movie if anything.

I had to rewatch it because it had been so long since I had seen Transformers.

But I wanted an excuse to talk about Shyla Buff and Megan Fox and wouldn't you know

it, they're both the stars in this movie.

And I also want to talk about the director, Michael Bay.

Because we've talked, I feel like, you know, you know who the quote-unquote to use, you

know, Troy Zlingo from Beyond the Blinds, you know who's rotted, right?

You know the Jared Leto's and the Kevin Space's and the actors and things like that.

But a lot of the times as we found out with Harvey Weinstein, a lot of these kind of screwed

up people are behind the scenes and they're directors and they're producers and they're,

I don't know, like casting agents, right, doing all of these crazy things.

So I was going to have the whole episode beyond Transformers where you're going to talk

about Shyla Buff, Megan Fox, Michael Bay.

And then I was listening to a podcast I love called X-Nose All, Christie is the girl who

does it.

And she did an episode all about Shyla Buff.

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