Hello, caller. You're on the air. Go ahead.

Hello, my name is Siskel and Ebert. I'm calling in because I just wanted to say that I'm in mourning.

Season two is over, the greatest show of all time.

We've got to wait another two years for the next episode, and I can't believe it.

Brian the Ork is dead, and my heart goes out to his wife and children.

And thanks for letting me call in.

I've been listening to you guys from afar.

Don't listen to all the critics because even the critics have them.

You understand?

We've been doing this thing for a long time.

Half of us are dead.

Actually, both of us.

We're actually calling from beyond the grave.

And just take my word for it when I say you guys are killing it.

Well, yeah.

All right.

No pun intended.

So I'm going to hop off because I've got to find my pants.

But Sauron got to him. He's up to his tricks again. He almost got me this time.

He does that.

He changed form and he kind of looked like Indigo Montoya for a minute.

Well, I almost became the six-fingered man if you take my meaning but i'll uh i'm gonna hop off and find my pants

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