THE RETURN OF TIDBLAST! Esquire Cover, Trump May Declare Emergency To Get His Wall, Jeff Bezos Blackmailed for D*ck Pics, Ilhan Omar, Self-Reflective Aziz Ansari, Candace Owens Defends Hitler, Chris Pratt’s Church, AOC Schools Us on Money in Politics, R

Trends Like These

Travis McElroy

Comedy, News Commentary, News

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2019

⏱️ 87 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

INTRO 0:26

Brent the Valentine’s Grump

Bevs Like These

TIDBLAST, PART ONE 7:27

Jeff Bezos and his D*ck Pics

Self-reflective Aziz Ansari

Candace Owens Defends Hitler

Chris Pratt’s Church

Esquire Cover

TIDBLAST, PART TWO 44:49

AOC Calls Out Money in Politics

Transcript

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0:00.0	This week saying goodbye to the rover Esquire's dumb cover and border debate over
0:06.7	I'm Brent Black I'm Courtney Elow I'm Travis McElroy and I'm the Champagne of Brent's.
0:14.0	With trends like these. Hello Courtney and
0:27.0	and Travis.
0:30.0	and Travis.
0:31.0	and hello Brent.
0:33.0	Happy Valentine's Day, at least when we're recording this, because it's February 14th, 5 PM
0:37.6	Eastern Time, 2019.
0:41.6	Happy Valentine's Day to my Valentine's that you are on this day.
0:47.0	You are two of my Valentine's.
0:50.4	But it's unfortunately two of millions.
0:53.0	Ah yes, I am I'm a bit of a Valentine's grump whether or not I'm in or a relationship or not.
0:59.6	Molly's cool with it, but I'm just like it's it's weird the pressure of a day where you're
1:04.8	supposed to do these things just I don't know I've already got certain kinds of
1:09.3	anxiety it's always been like, I have to do this?
1:12.8	Well, then I don't want to.
1:14.0	I'm not gonna get mad about any holiday
1:15.9	that is about at its core, candy and booze.
1:20.6	The thing is, what's amazing to me is Brett and I have been friends for just about half my life, like real close to half my life.
1:30.0	And he and I could not be more opposite when it comes to stuff like that.
1:33.8	Because like you say, oh, I have to do this than I don't want to,
1:37.6	where I think like I get to do this.
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