Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and an episode in which we are not going to look back upon a disappointing weekend where the USMNT didn't play too well, where England were relegated in the nation's league and most depressing of all, Scotland won.

And yes, I'm including a Friday morning USMNT game in the weekend. Don't

at me, please. Instead of that, we're going to have a bit of fun today with the triumphant return

of a TSS classic favorite game. Ooh, my name's Ryan Bailey. Joining me today, your friend and

mine, your Quizmaster, if you will, Tater Rockwell. Hello, Ryan Bailey. Good to have you back. We definitely missed you. And if the meanest thing you get in talking about that USA game is that Friday isn't technically the weekend, then I think you have come out ahead, my friend. It should be the weekend, though, shouldn't it, right? Or even Friday morning. I think so. Four-day work week and USA wins on Friday. Let's make both of those things

happen. Yeah, I think we should all shift down into third gear or so when Friday morning hits, don't you, Tatea? Which is why we don't record on Fridays, because I'm aware that that's everyone's policy. Yes, I agree. Indeed. Joining us, Taylor, a man who's had more stadium pies than Watford have had managers. It's G money, Graham, Rutherland.

Hello, Ryan. I'm not so sure about indeed. Joining us Taylor a man who's had more stadium pies than Watford have had managers. It's

G-Money, Graham Ruffman. Hello, Ryan. I'm not so sure about that. I read that Watford have had nine managers in the last three years. Everyone thought they'd changed this season, young manager project. Nope, nothing's changed at all. But I did have a pie at the weekend, so you're accurate there.

Tell us about the pie, please.

So actually it was a four for Brady.

I tell a lie, there is a difference there. And it was actually in Forfer, so genuine Forfer Bridey. And the mascot that Forfeer Athletic, easy for me to say, have, is a Bridey. They get someone to dress up as a bridey. So I took a picture

of the bridey, both in baked form and in mascot form. It's on my Twitter, if anyone. It's curious

about those two things. I'm curious about a few things, starting with, sorry, Ryan, for those

very, very few people who have no idea what a bridey is, Graham?

So it's essentially just, it's like a cornish pasty, but a cornish pasty has like potatoes in it.

Whereas a for-for-bridey, obviously you take out the one healthy bit.

It's Scottish and it's just meat and onions, essentially.

But it's done in gravy, and the pastry is the real event. It's kind of folded over pastry and baked very nicely. It's just very good. Sounds like.

Very good. So if you get, if you and your friend both get one, is it a four or two?

We hey. I mean, the thing with Forfur Athletic was when they were in the same league as East Fife,

everyone always wanted Forfar 5 East 5 4, but it never actually happened.

Taylor, anything else to make fun of these dietary habits before we move on?

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