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🗓️ 22 August 2021
⏱️ 17 minutes
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0:00.0 | I sat against the red and brown brick wall outside the police station, knees tucked into |
0:07.0 | my chest. My heavy breaths clouded in front of me as the cold winter air bit my skin, |
0:13.2 | making my fingers numb. But I didn't care. The cold air provided me with the only sense |
0:19.6 | of peace that I could find right now. Just yesterday I was a normal teenage kid living |
0:26.0 | a normal teenage life with normal parents who loved me. Today, everything I thought I |
0:31.4 | knew about my life was shattered. |
0:36.1 | My family, the antennas, always boasted proud Russian heritage. My grandparents on both |
0:42.0 | sides of the family migrated from the USSR when they were just children. My father always |
0:47.4 | told me dramatic versions of the stories of his grandfather, Maxim Antonov. Maxim migrated |
0:53.5 | to the United States with his family, only 6 dollars 55 in his pocket. However, we knew |
0:59.6 | very little about our family genealogy past Maxim, thanks to their town being completely |
1:04.5 | destroyed in the war. |
1:07.6 | With all these new DNA genealogy tests now readily available, I thought it would be fun |
1:12.4 | to surprise my parents by getting a more detailed picture of our true ancestry. I researched |
1:18.0 | these test kits for hours and I was amazed. I just knew my parents would love this, so |
1:25.1 | I secretly purchased the test kit with the money I made, raking leaves and shoveling snow. |
1:31.0 | I went to the store with my cash and change. I handed the cash here my wrinkly disorganized |
1:35.9 | bills, mostly with 5's, 10's and 1 to them. The boy cashier gave me a noticeable |
1:41.9 | sigh, but counted the money out anyway, before handing me a receipt and a small firm box. |
1:48.3 | Out of the box, I pulled a small tube and sterile packaging. I filled the tube to the line |
1:53.5 | with clear, bubbly spit. Then I sealed the enclosed, pre-label box and dropped it off |
1:59.4 | of the nearest blue postal drop box. The results took a long time. I checked my email regularly, |
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