This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us

So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?

No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes

What? Whoa!

Scars, look at the falling!

I'm still not looking!

And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catting!

Simple!

What's up everybody? Welcome to the kind of funny podcast. I'll be your host today.

And I'm Nick Scarpino, just in case you couldn't tell by the tone and the timber of my voice.

Greg is off in Vegas doing the dice awards with one Jessica Chobot, so we're very, very excited for him.

So I'll be carrying you through this mystical journey alongside blazing, blessing, junior.

This table. I'm gonna get to that a second box. Oh, it might be an hour later.

That doesn't happen to a 45 minutes into the show.

Exactly, to his right is, well the best co-host of the man could ask for. Mr. Andy Cortes.

And back from the dead.

Blind fury himself.

Oh, look, baby. You gave me cobalt before the show was going on.

I like cobalt a lot better.

It reminds me of the early 2000 blues. When like cobalt was in, my car's cobalt.

Is it cobalt blue? No, your car looks like it's called. I don't think I know what cobalt is.

I see cobalt is more of like it. Can you prove a cobalt and just see what comes up?

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