The REAL Story Of The Abbey Gate Afghanistan Withdrawal | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 239

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🗓️ 16 November 2025

⏱️ 140 minutes

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0:00.0	Flash bang and I get bitch slap by the hand of God just instantly
0:03.6	200 people killed. I knew right away I was like I just got
0:06.3	flogne up. Thank you for your service. Thank you. It was a blast.
0:09.1	Is luck contagious?
0:11.1	Australia. They don't like gays man. I'm not gay.
0:14.5	A kangaroo rips your arm off.
0:16.7	Yeah, that's where I don't like There we go Say hi to Eli
0:25.1	He's racially ambiguous
0:28.2	Brandon
0:29.1	His hair is fucking fabulous
0:32.2	Don't I
0:33.7	A dark joke disposition
0:35.7	And there's a fat electrician
0:37.9	We'll come to unsubscribe
0:39.7	Happy Veterans Day
0:42.1	I know we missed it
0:43.3	Because the scheduling
0:44.4	But we just wanted today
0:45.6	Say happy Veterans Day
0:47.1	To each and every one of you
0:48.6	Truly appreciate all of you
0:50.2	That made that sacrifice
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