The Rawr Package!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Episode #678: There are only two types of bars to be seen at: the golf course bar and the Great Wolf Lodge pool bar. Golf & TGL The golf course bar Robbie Williams & Better Man Bryan’s officially an Old Man Mufasa and the CGI animals Bryan’s family adventure at the Great Wolf Lodge Poop stage fright Bryan gets riled Wolfy the swim swim wolf Great Wolf Lodge, the cruise ship The Rawr Package! Yard drinks in the hot tub Do we need a cabana? Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Harry. Hello mate. Got any tips for the football?
0:02.8	Your best bet is to head over to Bet Victor. They'll give a new customer as a terrific welcome offer.
0:07.8	If you bet a minimum of £10, they'll give you £30 in three bets.
0:11.7	Four, that's a steel of a deal. It's a good darn deal that'll make your squirrel for real.
0:16.4	Neil? My name's not Neil. I know, but it rhymed.
0:20.0	Listen to Harry and make your best bet on the football at BetVictor.
0:23.4	18 plus opt in and bet on any football marketing at odds of evens or greater no, cash out seven-day expiry terms and conditions apply at gamblerware.org.
0:30.0	I've had six espressos to get me through this.
0:32.4	I'm coming down off my espressos.
0:34.0	I need more espresso's but I went up on the Ozenpick this week and I had a
0:38.7	spray tan and I've got new teeth done for you no no no no I've got the gloves wait
0:44.3	up in the ozone I got I got the gloves to do so you know got to get it all in on this
0:53.8	episode of the commercial break.
0:56.4	Only the best for you, sir.
0:58.6	You reserved the premium RRRR package.
1:03.6	You could go on the rope course at a discounted price
1:07.4	because you bought the RR package.
1:10.3	You get two chlamydia-filled rooms with the RAR package. You get two
1:12.0	Chlamydia filled rooms with the
1:14.0	RRR package.
1:16.6	Your air conditioning will
1:18.5	blow cold air all night long
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