Welcome to the Ralph Report with Ralph Garman.

Hey there everybody, welcome to the Ralph report coming to you from the Bat Cave and

it is pouring like a mother-fucker this morning here in Los Angeles just raining

down so if you hear noises in the background it's because the wind and the rain is

pelting the Bat Cave here, but I promise you we will get through, the Ralph report this morning.

You need to know that we don't officially start until January 22nd.

That's when we're going to kick off with our daily Ralph report, but we are putting some

preview content out there, stuff that folks have been asking for like

the bachelor report each week I will be giving you my take on the bachelor and

good news

Talk to my buddy Petra's papadagus and

He's gonna stop by at least a couple times this season so we will be teaming up once again on the Bachelor report.

My wife wants to get involved too.

I think I'm going to sit down with her and get a female perspective

on the Bachelor report.

But in the meantime, it's just me,

and I'm very excited, by the way. The first new jingle of the Ralph report has arrived and I want to thank my buddy Mike for putting this together

Here's the here's the official new jingle for the Bachelor report. Let me know what you think.

It's like they're on the show to get roses instead of finding true love.

Everyone knows you find them on shows,

the one you adore on the Bachelor.

And now here's more the bachelor's report.

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