Welcome to the Ralph

the Ralph Report with Ralph Carmen.

Hey there boys and girls, yes is I Ralph Carmen I am back again

Fe so good now I know the Ralph report doesn't officially start until January 22nd.

And let me take this moment right now

to thank all of you who have been so tremendously supportive

of my new little audio venture,

The Ralph Report, just on social media those of you who have

already subscribed thank you so much if you haven't you can go do the Ralph Report

dot com to get all your details or you can go to the Ralph Report.com to get all your details or you can go to

Patreon.com slash the Ralph report to subscribe and I know it doesn't

officially start until the 22nd but a lot of folks who used to listen to me on the radio say that as the

bachelor aired last night on ABC that they missed something I used to do called

the bachelor report back in the day.

And as I was watching, I was filled with so many thoughts that I just could not resist, but

jump on here and pump out a free edition of The Ralph Report and give you my take on last

night's The Bachelor on ABC. It was, as I thought it would be, hilarious and terrifying and fascinating all at the same time.

For those of you who are not familiar with The Bachelor this season, his name is Ari Liandike Jr.

He is reportedly a race car driver apparently comes from a

racing family and he is a dullard he is a dope and a dullard and I could not understand why they would pick him to be the bachelor in the first place.

He was on five years ago on a season with Emily Maynard, my sweet Emily, and he got down to the final two and she dumped him because

he's a dullard and a dope and he kind of looks like Joel from Mystery Science Theater

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