Welcome to the Ralph Report with Ralph Carmen.

Hey there boys and girls welcome to the Ralph report from Monday it is the 9th of April

and I am talking to you from beautiful downtown Cleveland.

I am in the hotel room, so I'm a little, it's early and I'm afraid to get too loud.

So if you hear me whispering a little bit, it's because I don't want an angry neighbor pounding on the wall.

But it is a Monday, I am in Cleveland.

Kevin Smith and I are going to be doing Hollywood Babylon tonight at the House of Blues

here in Cleveland.

So I got into town last night, and I got to tell you,

it's a great city.

Cleveland gets a bad rap, but so far I'm really enjoying myself.

I am doing the Ralph Report from here today and tomorrow.

So the first time I'm doing Ralph Reports on the road. We'll see how this goes.

But because it's a Monday, you know what I like to do. I like to tell you how my weekend went and more importantly, the five things I learned this weekend.

The top five things I Learned This Weekend.

These are the top five things I learned this weekend,

starting with number five.

Number five.

Taco Bell has to start featuring people in its commercials

that look like they eat at Taco Bell.

Next time you see a Taco Bell commercial,

look at the people in the commercial that look like they're leaving a

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