Welcome to the Ralph

the Ralph Report with Ralph Garman.

Hey there boys and girls, welcome to the Ralph Report from Monday

weekends over we're back at it but I'm happy to be with you it is the 23rd of April

hope your weekend was great. Mine was busy but good. It's going to be a busy week.

You got a busy week coming up? I do. Of course, Ralph Report all week long, but I also am heading out at the end of the week to Iowa to

perform Hollywood Babylon with my buddy Kevin Smith we've got a couple shows

coming up in Des Moines, Iowa on Friday night.

Both of those shows sold out, by the way.

Thanks so much.

Des Moines, Iowa for selling out two shows for us there.

And then on Sunday night, we'll be in Iowa City

at the Elgert Theater, doing a Sunday night show.

Still tickets available for that one so if you want to go to the

Elgert Theater's website if you're in Iowa or near Iowa City we'd love to have

you come out and join us you can can also go to see SMOD.

To get your tickets. But anyway, well every time I have a travel week, it's always a big deal

because I'm not a great traveler and packing and all that stuff is a nightmare and also packing up equipment

now so that I can still hit the the round report when I'm on the road is an extra exciting

bonus for me when I'm trying to not forget anything.

So I will do the best I can because you know I love you and I love to talk to you.

And it is a Monday and that means it's time for the top five things I learned this weekend.

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