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Story Pirates

The Puzzle Competition/Family Room Wars (feat. Billy Eichner and members of Freestyle Love Supreme)

Story Pirates

Lemonada Media

Comedy, Education, Kids & Family

4.517.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2019

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

The crew encounters a mysterious delivery man (Billy Eichner) with a dark purpose. Featuring two new stories: “The Puzzle Competition,” a hip hop track featuring members of Freestyle Love Supreme about a high stakes championship bout, written by California siblings Talia, age 8, and Levi, age 5, and “Family Room Wars,” a fantasy epic that takes place in a modern family room, by a 12 year old from Utah named Jaxon.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh come on! Just start! Come on!

0:07.7

Hey, Niminy, what's wrong?

0:09.0

I'm trying to finish the light speed engine, but it's not working. I think I'm missing a part.

0:14.2

I can't believe that when I secretly outfitted a flying Viking ship to be a spaceship I forgot

0:19.2

a part that is so unlike me.

0:20.8

Can't you find the parts somewhere or have it delivered?

0:24.0

Yeah, but that'll take forever.

0:26.8

Ugh. I guess that's our only option. I'll call up a choose.

0:34.0

Yes, hello? This is Niminy. I'm missing a part in my light speed engine.

0:38.0

Uploading scans now. Did you get them?

0:41.6

Great. It'll be here right away?

0:44.8

Amazing! They had it!

0:46.6

Yes! Oh, and it's already here!

0:49.6

Hi, I have the part for your light speed engine.

0:52.0

Yes, that is the exact part I needed.

0:54.4

I just need you to sign some paperwork?

0:56.4

Of course! Come in! Come in!

0:58.0

Yeah, you can just sign right here.

0:59.6

Okay. Hold on, let me get the phone.

1:03.2

Hello?

1:05.2

Yes?

1:06.4

The part is back ordered?

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