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I'm tense and nervous

And I can't relax

I can't sleep

Let me tell you something, Matt

This time a year, it drains my wallet, and it makes me fat.

Oh, well, you're not going to like this news then.

What's that? You got news for me?

I do.

Now, I can't vouch for this 100%, but somebody sent me some pretty compelling evidence about a new promotion coming from Burger King.

Oh, my God. I'm nervous already.

Halloween Whoppers.

Are you serious?

Dead serious.

And how the hell are they going to pull this off?

Well, you know, in Japan they've had these promotions where they had these black

bund burgers with black cheese.

Yeah, I've seen that. So apparently we're going to get a Halloween Whop burgers with black cheese. Yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, I've seen that.

So apparently we're going to get a Halloween Whopper with black buns and a special wrapper.

So there's a black bun and there's meat. What else? Regular whopper stuff.

From what I know, it has black buns and probably a special wrapper. And they're also supposed

to be doing these like special Halloween paper crowns.

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