Well, well, well, well, welcome to the Purple Stuff Podcast.

Starring Jay from the sexy armpit, and Matt from dinosaur Dracula. Mac YOLA. Matt.

Matt. Matt, I've been trying to celebrate Halloween, but it's 88 degrees here.

88 degrees. Is that a Back to the Future reference?

It could be, but still.

Yeah, it's been ridiculously hot. It is a season staller.

It really is.

We're at like record temperatures for October here in the New York,

New Jersey area,

and it's really bringing me down because I want the fall so bad.

Well, the really annoying thing for me is that every morning I get up and I go outside

and I'm like,

it's finally here.

It's so nice and cool and windy.

And then by like 10.30 in the morning, you're like fucking Kirsten Dunst in your interview

with the vampire.

Like middle of the day, my car is saying 100 degrees inside the car.

Oh, God, that's terrible.

I mean, I don't leave the house, so it doesn't hit me quite that bad.

Just seeing the sun shining and reflecting on all the glass outside just upsets me.

As many pumpkin candles as we have and pumpkin spice

whatever we're eating, it doesn't amplify what we're trying to accomplish here. Right. Well,

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