Well, well, well, well, welcome to the Purple Stuff podcast.

Starring Jay from the sexy armpit, and Matt from dinosaur Dracula. So it looks like a lot. So it looks like we're starting Halloween off strong.

Yeah, there's a lot of stuff out already.

Yeah, the Halloween season is officially kicked off.

Thank you, by the way.

You're welcome.

I waved my wands.

Yeah, you definitely did.

Mm-hmm.

And there's a ton of stuff magically that has appeared all over the shelves.

So I have to say, like, I know that you found some stuff, and I've seen plenty of pictures online.

It's a fucking drought over here.

I haven't seen jack shit on Staten Island.

Nothing, nothing at all. I've seen like

candy corn and fun-sized Milky Way. That is it. I know what you're saying, because you look at

what you see on Twitter and social media and all of a sudden you go to the stores and you can't

find this stuff and it really pisses you off. Yeah, like someone on Twitter is like, oh my God,

my local target. They're giving away 24 karat gold count chocular pendants free with every box.

I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? We don't even have this cereal here.

But I have seen other stuff. I've seen the Apple Jacks and the fruit loops. Yeah, you've already gotten the entire trio of the new pumpkins by cereals. I saw it on

your Instagram. I went to like 10 different stores to find the Cheerios. Yeah, well, they're a hot ticket

item this year. I know. And there's other stuff too. You were just telling me about one of your

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