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And let me tell you something.

You say you love me like a brother.

And listen to this whole cooking.

I hate you.

I hate your guts.

And that's what's going to be left all over the mat after WrestleMania 5. Well, well, well, well, welcome to the Purple Stuff podcast.

Starring Jay from the sexy armpit and Matt from Dinosaur Dracula.

You are obsession.

I cannot sleep by a possession. Unopened at your feet. Are you excited that I'm super excited.

Unopened at your feet, there's no balance.

Are you excited for WrestleMania?

I'm a little excited.

I can't say that I'm super excited because when you look at the card this year, it seems like a cluster.

Yeah, but I'm trying to like be fair because they have had a lot of injuries and weird problems this year.

Yeah, a lot of the big guys are out because they're injured, correct?

So you've got to judge on a sliding scale.

Yeah.

I'm mostly excited just because I know we're going to drink a lot.

Yeah, I mean, that's always usually the highlight.

Yeah, so, I mean, it doesn't really matter if the main events deliver because I'm going to be fucking passed out before they're on.

Wait, you're going to miss out on the main event?

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