Well, well, well, welcome to the Purple Stuff podcast, starring Jay from the sexy armpit and Matt from dinosaur Dracula.

What are we covering tonight? Well, tonight I wanted to talk about some of the things that scared the crap out of us when we were kids.

I like that topic. I feel like there's so many that I have, you know?

Yeah, I mean, just off the top of my head, I probably could list 50.

And the truth is, I'm still scared of them today, so.

I will actually agree with you.

A lot of the ones that I was thinking of actually still scare me to this day.

You want me to start?

Do you want to go?

You know what?

I want to see how far are you going to take this. So I'm going to let you go first.

I'm going to try to go in order of from when I was a kid. Okay. So we have baby Jay.

So the first thing that I thought of was the flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz. Oh, those were definitely scary.

They were like the creepiest things in the world to me when I was a kid.

So I would say going in order, flying monkeys would be the start of fear for me.

And not even the wicked witch because she was scary, but, you know, seeing those creepy

flying monkeys those

were the first i would say the thing is like the witch was almost like uh you know school play

sort of witch right it was just a woman in face pain and then these fucking monkeys come on screen

and it's like what the fuck am I watching?

They're like the Cabin in the Woods opening the Doors moment of that movie.

It's true. It changes the whole tone of the film.

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