Well, well, well, welcome to the Purple Stuff Podcast.

Starring Jay from the sexy armpit, and Matt from Dinosaur Dracula. Matt, we're back from a kind of a long break on the Purple Stuff podcast.

That's right. It's good to be back. It was also good to have a few weeks to just be a bum.

Yeah, I think we need that. And especially with the holidays, it's just crazy. Lots of stuff has been going on.

Too much stuff, but I think one major thing has happened during our absence.

That is true. And I think it's of a liquid persuasion.

Yes, it is. We have both tried Crystal Pepsi.

We did. And we kind of, kind of circumnavigated the whole stupid contest that they were doing

and just went straight for the jugular and bought it.

Wait a minute. Just to stick with that for a minute. Circumnavigated, huh?

I don't know. That just popped into my head.

No, I mean, if it's a real word, I'm going to start using it all the fucking time.

You're going to circumnavigate your way to the flea market.

Oh, my God, I can't wait to circumnavigate every fucking thing.

But no, yeah, you're right.

We both bought Crystal Pepsi from eBay at an exorbitant price.

Oh, that's a good word to.

Yes, we did.

Now, when we got this into our hands, it was kind of like, well, you didn't want to just start drinking it because you were thinking, hey, I'm going to give one to Jay for Christmas, so I don't want to spoil it.

And as is typical for you, the second you want something, you just buy it.

Like, sure, it's like December 15th and everyone's looking for Christmas ideas, but hey.

I already have my tracking code.

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