Well, well, well, welcome to the Purple Stuff Podcast.

Starring Jay from the sexy armpit You and me. Yeah. And you said, hey, let's So we're hanging out the other night.

You and me.

Yeah.

And you said, hey, let's play a game.

So I go to the closet to pick out some board games.

And I take out all the board games.

And I know your game by this point.

It's take out every board game you own.

You read the directions.

You move all the pieces all, you know, all around the table.

And by the end of the night, we don't play any board games.

Well, what can I say?

My brain wants to do things, but my heart tells me to just be a monster in the corner, never moving a muscle.

So it's like, I'm interested, but I'm not that interested.

So, oh, how about this one? No. How about this one? No.

Okay. But in my defense, your list of board games is like a rogues gallery of some of the worst pieces of crap.

It's like all the stuff that like your distant aunt got you for Christmas over the years that you never opened.

You're just trying to unload on me.

There are times, I will say, there are times that we do.

We'll take the cards from one of the games or play like some sort of trivia game,

but we won't actually use the board.

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