Well, well, well, welcome to the Purple Stuff Podcast.

Starring Jay from the sexy armpit, and Matt from Dinosaur Dracula. Halloween is creeping up on us, Matt.

It's so close that it feels already over.

It almost is, and that's the sad part, because once it's over, it's over.

All you have left are those 90% off Milky Way sales.

So, like, I try to keep focus and remind myself that these are really like the big days and I shouldn't act like it's already over.

I should just enjoy it.

I'm going overboard to try to savor every moment.

But I know that I was at bed, bath, and beyond the other day.

You go there an awful lot.

I get my coffee pods there, you know.

All right. So Christmas stuff everywhere. That's where you die a little bit.

Yeah, I mean, you know, I love Christmas too, but it is completely taking over Halloween.

Right. And even in like the bigger chains like Target, it's the same deal. And then you go to like Michaels and like you have to go in their,

their back room to see anything Halloween at this point.

You know, even at Kmart when they first put Halloween stuff out, it comes out at the same

phase when Christmas stuff is out.

So you walk down the aisle and there's Christmas trees.

Yeah.

That's like two and a half, three months ago already.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, it's like you don't want to be reminded of the fact that these are all kind of

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