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Hi and welcome once again to History Dweaves. I am Tim. Welcome to the podcast where we take a

lighthearted look at the dark side of history. And the topic today is the psychotic executioner,

hangman John C. Woods. John C. Woods was an executioner for the U.S. Army, and in that capacity, he was in charge of hanging Nazi war criminals back in the 1940s.

We're going to talk about his life. He was a bizarre individual. We're going to talk about his deeds. But before we do, let me remind you that we are

a true crime comedy adult podcast. We use adult language. So if adult language offends you,

go fuck yourself. Or you could shoot. No, no, just hit the fucking door right now. Take you,

take your narrow little minded ass out of here. If you can't handle a little bit of, a little bit of profanity. You know what? Some people just have very narrow vocabularies to me.

Is that why we use the language that we use? And remember, we don't have brandy here. So we probably don't even have to give this one actually yeah we don't have the the foul

mouse cellar the foul mouse seller over here yes yes she brandy is taking a well-deserved vacation colonel

yeah to me without the devil you know what if he seems like what do you know how when like sam

harris and ben shapiro they have these intellectual debates yes that's kind of

like me and you without the devil here oh you think she brings down oh she lowers the bar she dumps

things down quite a bit too the level discourse oh hell yeah she you can't have a civil discourse with

a woman because she's hostile all the time well, we do hope her, we do wish her success

in her sobriety. Yeah. She's probably clean now for probably 45 minutes or so. Well, yeah,

and she made it up all the way to a two-hour chip the other day. So she's doing well. So Brandy

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