The Problem with Cop Shows | Jon Stewart
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 June 2020
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | BAM! |
| 0:05.7 | Hey everybody, welcome to another episode of the Daily Social Distancing Show. |
| 0:09.7 | I'm Trevor Noah and on tonight's episode, Roy Wood Jr. joins the riots in Alabama. |
| 0:15.0 | We show you how Hollywood helps the police and then I'm going to be interviewing a young |
| 0:20.2 | man who's caught my eye over the past few years and I don't know guys, I think if I leave |
| 0:25.3 | the show, he might be able to take my spot. |
| 0:28.4 | His name is John Stuart. |
| 0:32.1 | So before we get into that, let's catch up on today's headlines. |
| 0:34.9 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show. |
| 0:39.6 | From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world. |
| 0:44.1 | This is the Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 0:47.6 | Here's a dish. |
| 0:50.6 | Let's begin with the COVID-19 pandemic, the virus that somehow been to more parts of America |
| 0:56.4 | than Guy Fieri. |
| 0:58.4 | Back in March, when we first realized how serious it was, a lot of people were like, damn, |
| 1:04.0 | this might not be over until like the summer. |
| 1:07.1 | Well, summer's here and it turns out Corona might just be getting started. |
| 1:11.9 | Across the country, states are shattering Corona virus records, with nearly 35,000 cases |
| 1:16.9 | yesterday in the US, the highest one day total in two months. |
| 1:20.8 | Today in Florida, a record 5,500 new cases, while California has seen a 29% jump in hospitalizations |
| 1:28.2 | in just two weeks and in Texas, the governor's sounding the alarm. |
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