Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out. I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is.

Donald Trump was not a super successful businessman. What he's super successful at is politics.

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You're listening to Draft Kings Network Is this Alex Rodriguez?

As a centaur, yeah.

He's a complicated guy.

He is. One time, Alex and and I it was a charity day on a

trading floor when like all their trade you know a piece of their commissions all goes to a charity so

they invite all these people to come so like that morning Alex I guess didn't want to show up alone

and he sees me on the list and he's like oh hey you're going I'm like going? I'm like, yeah, yeah. He's like, let's go in together.

So me, like the dope that I am, like sits in my car on a corner for like 35 minutes.

I wait for Alex.

He gets there.

I see him for a second.

Then, of course, as soon as we walk in, the whole place surrounds blah, blah. They have me, you know, in the corner holding a watermelon. And I go, I do my thing. And then it's basically over. And I'm like, okay, Alex, so I'm leaving.

And Gary Cohn, who used to be the economic advisor to Trump, was also there. And we're both like, hey, let's go get lunch.

So I text Alex, I'm like, yo, I'm not going to wait for you. We're going to go get lunch next door. Never thinking he's going to come meet us.

So me and Gary go to this Mexican restaurant, like this dump right next door. It's in a basement.

And of course, it's just the two of us. And he's been living in Washington. So we proceed to order

every single thing on the menu, just like human pigs. And Alex texts me, he's like, oh, I'm going to meet you guys. And I'm assuming he's

alone. And so I'm like, yeah, we're at this place next door. And all of a sudden, I'm shoveling

guacamole in my face. Like, there's burritos, there's tacos, there's everything. And who walks in,

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