Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eters for the 16th of whatever month it is may

may that's correct yes what year is it 2024 I want to get the date wrong you know

I'm not quite going full calumafate even but I'm getting there.

Josh is going to be taking over calum's thing of just not knowing what day it is, what year

it is, what year it is, what month it is, or what time it is.

Where am I?

Not knowing where it's just basically being in a cloud, a haze for his entire life.

Sounds about right actually.

I reckon he knows what data is now.

Yeah, it says on my computer actually.

The joys of technology.

But talking about joys, you can come on down to our merch store,

it's 10% awful t-shirts and posters, get them before they disappear.

We're releasing some new stuff soon.

I think we've just received the samples today, it looks great, but if you want to get any of this stuff get it before it's gone and who are we Josh you've not actually said who you're on the podcast with or what we're talking about

Yeah, that's all right. It's not important. No, I'm here with Bo, Harry, and also Callum is here as well.

You spoiled the surprise, Josh.

He's there. You've ruined my entire bit. Thank you very much for that. Anyway, yes, as a surprise

for everybody, we've got him back. You all thought that he was gone for good. It turns out in fact we have

a very special guest with us right now.

That's right.

Callum's here.

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